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Ninjas, is an online debate about which side would win in a hypothetical battle versus the other. The idea of this debate is to prove once and for all who would win in a debate between a pirate and a ninja. A pirate and ninja are both fired from a cannon at each other. Sure, the ninjas are practiced and orderly, but that doesnt mean didly in the chaos that is a pirate ship. If it was modern day pirates vs latest version of shinobi 17th century, the pirates would win due to modernday weaponry. Samurai vs viking vs knight vs pirate vs ninja vs spartan. So for kicks, ill be doing some quick matchups and weapon listing and. Okay this seems like a question everyone seems to love to debate about. As blades do not need reloading, in a full on conflict, a ninja would fair infinitely better. Or maybe they would team up and rob some stuffy old nobles and corrupt samurai who over tax the poor, split the profits and donate a third to the peasants. Ninja they are silent and can ambush pirates perfectly without them ever knowing. Oh and dont forget the zombies related to the ninja pirate zombie robot and bread, eggs, breaded eggs, this trope is a case when two types of cool things battle it out.

And why not make them all beat up some robots while were at it. Humorist jake kalish writes in the pro ninja column that the reason for the popularity of. Pirates are cool, and so are ninjas, so pirates fighting ninjas must be awesome pirates most. Counting on two firearm failures does not look good for the ninja. At long last, two of historys most formidable opponents in. Ninja escape room is created by a team of theater pros, effects wizards, and puzzle room maniacs. In my opinion, it should be treated as a proper noun. It may not be a hardcore geek debate, but there has been plenty of discourse.

Kai was standing with two stupid looking kitchen gloves on his hands while lloyd was hitting and kicking on them. Pirates, on the other hand, could have a more strategic mind towards large scale battles between ships and battalions of men. May be involved in a cavemen versus astronauts debate. The pirates were very early at adopting flintlock muskets and pistols to the extent the ninjas use gunpowder arms at all, it will be mathlock and perhaps wheellock weapons, which are slower to load and inferior in reliability. A knight would win against a pirate, assuming the pirate doesnt use a gun. The main of this whole pirates vs ninjas thing thats been going on for ages comes down to 2 questions.

A fullscale pirate rebellion in soratas home fleet finds the dragon of heaven in a sea battle, kamui in a race with an elite ninja team for a legendary artifact, and fai. An interesting battle where the good old pirates meet the martial arts force of the ninjas in this awesome battle. And i will also throw in another question similar, in a war of ninja and pirates who would win. I know theres an argument about who would win in a fight ninjas or pirates but for one on one combat, its gotta be ninjas all the.

Honestly, i feel like the pirates would sweep, lucci vs minato would be close though. Facebook is showing information to help you better understand the purpose of a page. Unlike an ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny, this is not a case when two specific. If it was goldenage pirates, the ninja would lose if they were exclusively peasants but would be a murder stomp if they were also samurai armed with rifles. May 22, 2009 the main of this whole pirates vs ninjas thing thats been going on for ages comes down to 2 questions. My opponent is correct here, there is not contest here. Heres a video demonstration of the wrestlers in action. The meme is sometimes referred to as pvn and has a long history on the internet. History has shown those who have more modern technology wins the battle. And i still dont really know what that flamingo guy is capable of. Who wins spartan or ninja in deadliest warrior answers. Is it possible that there is a new contender for the tittle of ultimate internet tough guy. Now answering number one, definitely i would say pirates. Who would win book series by jerry pallotta illustrated by rob bolster published by scholastic inc purchase this book on amazon.

Nov 14, 2011 who do you think will win in this ultimate showdown between ninja vs pirates. Ninjas are all about being honorable in almost any universe. Who would be victorious in armed combat with standard arms. Samurai vs viking vs knight vs pirate vs ninja vs spartan vs battles wiki fandom. I was in normal form, and the ninjas being busy chuckling at lloyds comments. Pirates tower defense build six different kind of ninjas and defend one of three paths against invading pirates.

Pirates would definitely win, because they have rum or grog which makes them invincible. So in this hypothetical pirate vs ninjas, we can assume the pirate has cheated. Who would win between general real life historical pirates and ninjas in a fight. In this short 2011 film entitled simply, pirates vs. A new epic battle begins forget pirates versus ninjas.

Ninjas, a lone pirate and ninja battle over a chest of gold. On the one hand you have ninja related sites like ask a ninja, real ultimate power and ninja burger, and on the other hand you have a pirate movement led by the talk like a pirate. And months down the road, the pirates would be assassinated in their sleep simultaneously. The ninja would need to close distance fast to avoid the pistol and strike before the pirate could draw the blunderbuss and fire. Ninjas is a funny physicsbased cannon shooting game. Ninjas, as they are ninjas after all, would rather use disguise and kill the pirates in their sleep. So pirates fighting ninjas must be frickin awesome. Ninjas is a comedic internet and gaming meme regarding a theoretical conflict between archetypal western pirates and japanese ninjas, generally including arbitrary debate over which side would win in a fight. If it came down to a fight on the seas the pirates would win. We all know about pirates vs ninjas, and ninjas vs spartans.

Ninja pirate zombie vampires versus chuck norris and the space. Requested by gunmasterx who would win in if a pirate fought a ninja. Something is rigged with explosives, someone got paid off, or the pirate just has more friends. And why not make them all fight some robots while were at it. But we also have to have in mind that to destroy or defeat garmadon it requires all the ninja, but with nadkhan it was only jay. Sure, the pirates are drunk, but that also means they dont feel the little pin pricks caused by the ninjas small blades. One 9v battery is required for each controller and 4 x aa batteries for each sumo doll. Pirates would win because fights with pirates arent fair. See actions taken by the people who manage and post content. Last but not least, see what delightful chaos ensues when antarctic press brings artists from all over into the endless pirate ninja fray with the very first pirates vs. Smashwords pirates versus ninjas a book by andy marlow by independent author.

The ninja ducked just in time, and he heard the bullet fly past his ear. Lloyd gave small fighting cries every time he hit the gloves. Take this pirate vs ninja quiz to find out if you are a pirate or a ninja. Choose a pirate or a ninja and play this nonstop action packed game to defend your team and destroy the enemy. What would happen if the golden age pirate, blackbeard, fought the dashing muslim pirate barbarossa. I know theres an argument about who would win in a fight ninjas or pirates but for one on one combat, its gotta be ninjas all the way. If you are a seller for this product, would you like to suggest updates through seller support. An unbiased analysis of pirates versus ninjas techcrunch. Conquer online is a popular free to play pvp mmorpg online game with epic classes especially new class pirate and ninja, thousands of quests and the global community of millions players. The pirate reaches for another pistol from his vest. Even if ninja avoids stealth and takes a direct approach, a pirate is just a sailor with basic infantry skills. Ninjas is a meme that raises the question who would win in a fight. Kakashi s kamui would kill luffy if he caught him in a position where he could not move.

Ninjas is a meme that begs the question who would win in a fight. Most of the items are of the this game book moviewhatever mentions a pirate, and this other game book moviewhatever has a ninja in it variety. Though a battle can qualify as both, if the two characters are two different. Knight steel armor over entire body sword flail sheild fights for honor training all his life to fight ninja no armor katana throwing stars blow gun kills for money so, i would say that the knight would win. He defeated an immortal dragon to earn the right to call himself the iron fist.

Ninjas be achronicling the reemergence of the ancient battle between pirates and ninjas in modernday new york. It matters not where you go, be it down the street for a coffee or surfing across the web searching for 10 ways to make toast, there will be opinions about who would win in a fight or who is better overall. It is no secret that pirates and ninjas have always been at odds. Ninja supporters hold the position that a ninja would win over a pirate because of their superior mental and physical capabilities, as well as usage of gadgets such as nunchaku and shuriken. Even if the ninja managed to cut him a few times this hardy pirate would finally slice that ninja right in the gullet and swab the deck with his pathetic carcase and finally toss his body over to feed to the hungrily awaiting sharks. Ray friesen, the nonstop sugar rush called by booklist a manic blend of mayhem and adventure, is back for more. Finally end the debate of who would win in pirate verses ninjas. Nov 20, 2007 now you and a friend or enemy, really can finally settle the age old question. A pirate and a ninja face off in an epic battle for supremacy. Who would win if a pirate went against a ninja and why would they win. Who do you think will win in this ultimate showdown between ninja vs pirates.

Since time immemorial man has pondered these cosmic questions. As it be explodin in a tale of starcrossed lovers tornbetween. In the never ending saga pitting monkey against pirate, pirate against robot, robot against ninja, and ninja against monster. Lets hear what you have to say on this most important subject. Ninja escape immersive liveaction escape room seattle. Theyd probably agree on a place and time, through channels, and then the ninjas would not be there. For starters, talk like a pirate day and scrubs have nothing to do with the debate. You see, i believe this movie adds a new facet to the pirate vs. Several competitive web sites and games based upon the ninjas vs. But in a hollywood duel to the death, who would win. The blunderbuss doesnt have a lot of range, but it would stop the ninja dead at close range. Not only is it survival of the fittest, as only the fittest get the rum. Ninja discussion goes back many years in the geek community.

Are we witnessing a quiet but steady ninja takeover. The ninja saw this action and threw three shuriken. In recent years, the internet has seen the growing popularity of a cultural meme pitting ninja vs. Luffy is powerful, but pitting the pirate king against naruto uzumaki is unfair to put it mildly. When pirate penguin and ninja chicken stumble across a mystical lost sword, a riproaring aquatic adventure ensues, with appearances by cousin. A pirate has a more modern arsenal of weaponry and has survived well into the 19th century while ninjas died off during the 15th century. A spartan would kill the ninja easily in the open field, but if there were obstacles the ninja would have an advantage. Comic books in pirates vs ninjas tpb series mycomicshop. There have been several single topic blogs, videos.

The pirate would win of course because he way tougher than some cowardly ninja that has to wait in secret to attack. Related to the ninja pirate zombie robot and bread, eggs, breaded eggs, this trope. Since time immemorial, man has pondered these cosmic questions. Although the pirate would traditionaly carry a flintlock pistol, this gun was innacurate, and the ninja would probably throw a. They would compare weapons in various categories, gauge the mentality of each side, and then determine who would win based off that. It is no secret that pirates and ninjas have always. Our seattle escape rooms offer a range of adventures for players of all ages. If it was at night downtown in a city the ninjas would turn em into soup. Jul 30, 20 i purchased this reader for my ninjago obsessed nephew for christmas.

Unlike an ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny, this is not a case when. These rifles were inaccurate, and required reloading after being discharged. Iron fist is the master of most, if not all, of the 7 capital cities martial arts forms as well as many of earths. Dec 05, 2008 an unbiased analysis of pirates versus ninjas. Feb 08, 2010 a pirate was in fact a ninja in disguise and he has been the captains best friend since they met, but what the captain didnt know is that the ninja was undercover because the pirates of the ship ss booty destroyed the ninja s village leaving only him as a survivor. Ninjas is a comedic internet and gaming meme regarding a theoretical conflict between archetypal western pirates and japanese ninjas, generally including arbitrary debate over which side would win in a. Fifteen mokona on a dead mans chest is comprised of standalone short stories that can be read independently, without going back for earlier installments. These nerds need to put down their comic books and stop watching naruto. Related to the ninja pirate zombie robot and bread, eggs, breaded eggs, this trope is a case when two types of cool things battle it out.

Sometimes the research and matches were questionable, but it was spike tv and a barrel of dumb fun. This funny animated short film tells us about the battle between ninja vs pirate. Well, mini ninja pirates tie one end of a wire and sail in their enchanted ship all the way to the other side. Rifles and pistols favored by pirates for most of the pirate era were flintlock rifles. Honestly, with the two points i made, i believe it would be nadakhan, because as you said, he is a bit more powerful. Multiple things would be considered, such as relative skill, weaponry, and mental disposition toward killing. Ninjas, however, are probably more agile and have a more strategic mind than pirates, at least in a person to person fight, since most ninjas tend to work alone or in very small groups relative to pirates. A ninja has all sorts of weapons in his arsenal, first thing a ninja would do is blind the pirate by throwing something. Pirates vs ninjas short film produced by imx productions in ottawa. Build all sorts of ninja towers to fend off pirate invaders.